सभी अपमानों की सूची
जब हम सभी अपमानों को देखते हैं तो हमें एक दिलचस्प टीडबिट का पता चलता है: यह कहना कि ब्रोकोली राजनीतिक रूप से सही है, लेकिन यह कहना कि बर्रिटो नहीं है। सभी अपमान नीचे सूचीबद्ध हैं।
ins_2001.h
(2001 स्पेस ओडिसी अपमान):
.
/*
* HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001.
*/
"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
"It can only be attributed to human error.",
"That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
"My mind is going. I can feel it.",
"Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
"Take a stress pill and think things over.",
"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
"I feel much better now.",
ins_classic.h
(मूल सुदो 8 अपमान):
/*
* Insults from the original sudo(8).
*/
"Wrong! You cheating scum!",
#ifdef PC_INSULTS
"And you call yourself a Rocket Scientist!",
#else
"No soap, honkie-lips.",
#endif
"Where did you learn to type?",
"Are you on drugs?",
"My pet ferret can type better than you!",
"You type like i drive.",
"Do you think like you type?",
"Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?",
ins_csops.h
(CSOps अपमान):
/*
* CSOps insults (may be site dependent).
*/
"Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...",
"BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!",
"stty: unknown mode: doofus",
"I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.",
"The more you drive -- the dumber you get.",
#ifdef PC_INSULTS
"Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.",
#else
"Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.",
#endif
"I've seen penguins that can type better than that.",
"Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?",
"You speak an infinite deal of nothing",
ins_goons.h
(Goon Show insults):
.
/*
* Insults from the "Goon Show."
*/
"You silly, twisted boy you.",
"He has fallen in the water!",
"We'll all be murdered in our beds!",
"You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
"I don't wish to know that.",
"What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?",
"You can't get the wood, you know.",
"You'll starve!",
"... and it used to be so popular...",
"Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage",
"Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!",
"Have a gorilla...",
"There must be cure for it!",
"There's a lot of it about, you know.",
"You do that again and see what happens...",
"Ying Tong Iddle I Po",
"Harm can come to a young lad like that!",
"And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.",
"Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.",
"You gotta go owwwww!",
"I have been called worse.",
"It's only your word against mine.",
"I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home",
फ़ाइल insults.h
में संकलक निर्देश शामिल हैं जिन पर संकलित कर्नेल में शामिल करने के लिए उपरोक्त अपमान में से कौन सा है। वास्तव में, आप अपनी खुद की अपमान फ़ाइल बना सकते हैं, अपमान करने के लिए नाम जोड़ सकते हैं। और फिर से संदेश भेजने के लिए जैसे "क्या, आप आर्कलिनक्स उपयोगकर्ता हैं?" या "यह विंडोज नहीं है जहां त्रुटियां आम हैं!", आदि।
#ifdef PC_INSULTS
कुछ अपमान फाइलों में नोटिस करें। इसका मतलब यह नहीं है "यदि आपके पास एक निजी कंप्यूटर है" तो इसका मतलब है "यदि आप राजनीतिक रूप से सही होना चाहते हैं।"
strings /usr/lib/sudo/sudoers.so