आपके द्वारा सामना किए गए स्रोत कोड में सबसे अच्छी टिप्पणी क्या है?
आपके द्वारा सामना किए गए स्रोत कोड में सबसे अच्छी टिप्पणी क्या है?
जवाबों:
मैं विशेष रूप से इसके लिए दोषी हूं, मेरी अधिकांश परियोजनाओं में गैर-रचनात्मक टिप्पणियों, कोड कविता और छोटे चुटकुलों को एम्बेड करना (हालांकि कोड जारी करने से पहले सीधे तौर पर कुछ भी हटाने के लिए मेरे पास पर्याप्त समझ है)। यहाँ मैं कण-कण का शौकीन हूं, जिसे दूर रखा गया है, जो एक खराब डिज़ाइन वाले 'गॉड ऑब्जेक्ट' से बहुत दूर है।
/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/
मुझे माफ कर दो!!!! मैं सिर्फ अपनी मदद नहीं कर सका .....!
और एक और, जिसे मैं मानता हूँ कि मैंने वास्तव में जंगली में रिलीज़ नहीं किया है, भले ही मैं अपनी सहज ज्ञान युक्त कक्षाओं में ऐसा करने के लिए बहुत लुभा रहा हूँ :
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
stop(); // Hammertime!
ऐसा लगता है कि मेरे कोड को गड़बड़ करने से मोरों को रोकना है ...
// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
//Code sanitized to protect the foolish. using System; using System.Collections.Generic; using System.Text; using System.Reflection; using System.Web.UI; namespace Mobile.Web.Control { /// <summary> /// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot /// </summary> /// <remarks> /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method, /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies. /// </remarks> public abstract class RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl { protected abstract Pager Pager { get; } public void BindCompany(int companyId) { } public RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl() { MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity(); } private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity() { // Make sure nobody is actually using that fucking bindcompany method MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly | BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic); if (m != null) { throw new RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException("No!! Don't use the fucking BindCompany method!!!"); } // P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is fucking serious } /// <summary> /// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything /// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load /// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves /// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "fuckin' /// gnarly, dude." /// </summary> protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb() { return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey; } protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e) { if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()) { Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete); Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb(); } base.OnLoad(e); } protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb(); protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb(); void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e) { BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb(); } // the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; } public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; } public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId); public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; } public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl() { return null; } } }
अपडेट: कोड के मूल लेखक ने खुद को बाहर कर दिया है इसलिए मुझे इसका श्रेय देना चाहिए जहां यह देय है। डैन मैककिनले ने कंपनी शुरू होने के कुछ समय बाद ही मुझे छोड़ दिया, और उसने कोड के बारे में अधिक बात की, कुछ पृष्ठभूमि और कुछ और "डब्ल्यूटीएफ" के बारे में बताया जो कि 'रिचर्ड' ने लिखा था।
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
// drunk, fix later
काश मैं मजाक कर रहा होता। और डेवलपर को पता है जिसने कोड लिखा था, मुझे लगता है कि वह इसका शाब्दिक अर्थ है।
// Magic. Do not touch.
#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers
#define if(x) if(!(x))(या, अधिक भयावह रूप से #define if while) कर सकते हैं
a = TRUE;अनुवाद a = FALSE // Happy debugging suckers;करेंगे जिससे एक संकलन त्रुटि हो जाएगी क्योंकि समाप्ति ;अब टिप्पणियों में है। यदि आप ब्लॉक टिप्पणी का उपयोग करते हैं तो /* Eat this */यह काम करेगा।
#define struct unionस्मृति विवश प्रणालियों में बहुत सहायक है।
// I'm sorry.
return 1; # returns 1
/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
इसके बाद चार नेस्टेड के लिए छोरों
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
यह हमारे पेशे के बारे में बोलता है कि जब "सबसे अच्छी टिप्पणी" के बारे में पूछा जाता है, तो हम सभी सबसे खराब टिप्पणियों का जवाब देते हैं जो हम पा सकते हैं ...
long john; // silver
double d।
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
कभी भी एक टिप्पणी पर भरोसा न करें ...
#define false true?
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
try {
} finally { // should never happen
}
प्रेषक: https://github.com/zepouet/Xee-xCode-4.5/blob/master/XeePhotoshopLoader.m#L108
// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD
// format. PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it
// such would be an insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD
// is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks now, my
// hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion
// of a million suns.
//
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in
// different places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would
// think of, and do those too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for
// instance, did it suddenly decide that *these* particular chunks should be
// aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should *not* be included in
// the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, or aligned with
// the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either
// one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one.
// PSD, of course, uses all three, and more.
//
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the
// attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark
// attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the
// purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time
// imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of
// a file format.
//
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format.
// To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have
// them consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing
// them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in blood. I can only
// imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely
// ashamed of having created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible
// enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have
// printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it
// within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.
const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...
#Christmas tree initializer
toConnect = []
toRead = [ ]
toWrite = [ ]
primes = [ ]
responses = {}
remaining = {}
एक 30 पेज xslt के मध्य के बारे में
<!-- Here be dragons -->
एक पूरी तरह से 2000 लाइन की विधि में
{
{
while (.. ){
if (..){
}
for (.. ){
}
.... (just putting in the control flow here, imagine another few hundred ifs)
if(..) {
if(..) {
if(..) {
...
(another few hundred brackets)
}
}
} //endif
(मैं वास्तव में एक दिन सभी कोष्ठक को देखने के लिए बाहर निकल आया, यह देखने के लिए कि यह कितना बुरा था, और, स्वरूपण, यह मिल गया:
{{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{}}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}}{{}{{}}{{{}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}{}{{{}}{}{{}{}}{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}}}{}{{}{}{}{{}{{}}{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{{}}{}{{}}{{}}{{}}{{}{}{}}{}{}{{{}}{{}}}{}{}{}{}}{{{}{{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}}{{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{}{}{}{}{{}}{{}{}{}{}}}}{}{}}{{}{{{}{}{}{}}}}{{}{{{}}}}{{}{{{}{{}}{}{{}}{}{{}{}}{{}}{}{{}}}{{}}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{{{} {{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{}}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}}{{}{{}}{{{}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}{}{{{}}{}{{}{}}{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}}}{}{{}{}{}{{}{{}}{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{{}}{}{{}}{{}}{{}}{{}{}{}}{}{}{{{}}{{}}}{}{}{}{}}{{{}{{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}}{{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{}{}{}{}{{}}{{}{}{}{}}}}{}{}}{{}{{{}{}{}{}}}}{{}{{{}}}}{{}{{{}{{}}{}{{}}{}{{}{}}{{}}{}{{}}}{{}}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{{{}{}{{}}{}}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}{{}{{}{{}}}}{{{}{{{}}}}}{{{{{}}}}}{}{}{}{{{{}}}{}{}}{{}{{}}}}{}{{}}{}}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}{{}{{}{{}}}}{{{}{{{}}}}}{{{{{}}}}}{}{}{}{{{{}}}{}{}}{{}{{}}}}
एंडिफ़ को लाइन 800 के आसपास दिखाया गया है)
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
\ (एक 2 डी सरणी में हम किस दिशा में जा रहे हैं) को चिह्नित करता है, जिससे कंपाइलर अगली पंक्ति को छोड़ सकता है।